Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Why I Love LIfe Insurance by John Todd

Why I Love Life Insurance

         “ I like being a Life Underwriter Because there’s no worry about safety. There are no labor problems that I can’t cure myself.  I love to create dreams and help in their realization. I like people to trust me. I like people to tell me all about themselves. I like knowing that my boss won’t be angry if I make more money than he does. I like knowing that no one has to die or retire in order for me to make progress. I like working at something where the sky is the limit. I like knowing that when I make a dollar my client may make many more. I like the security that comes with my skills in selling, which no one can take away from me. I like the thrill out of influencing people’s minds to sound conclusions for their benefit. I like my independence. Most of all I like the realization of the indispensable nature of the salesperson in the scheme of things. Those who have gone before us through their accumulated knowledge and experience have handed Alladin’s lamp of those of us who come after, and if we will but use the magic of the lamp there is no limit to our capacity to add to the store of Human Welfare “

                                                                                John Todd
Hope this helps.
Ge
Ge Cantor is a dedicated Financial Consultant of Pru Life UK (www.prulifeuk.com.ph), a Financial Planning Advocate of Personal Finance Advisers Philippines (www.personalfinance.ph)., a Registered Financial Planner graduate (www.rfp.ph), and a Certified Public Accountant.  Ge is proud to be an ex-OFW, a "career-shifter", a baller, a lay minister and most importantly, a "proud" dad of Gia (4yo) and Clarie (3yo).   
 

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Of Dolphy and Personal Finance "Pick Up Lines"



As a tribute to the King of Comedy, I will "try" to be funny about personal finance words using "pick up lines"...

Here it goes...

(Man) Bangko ka ba?......(Woman) Bakit?...(Man) Kase lagi akong nagbibigay ng pera sa iyo, pero katiting lang ang kinikita ko....

(Man) Piggy bank ka ba?....(Woman) Bakit?...(Man) Kase hindi ka "napupuno" kahit kupit ako ng kupit sa iyo...

(Man) Pera ka ba?...(Woman) Bakit naman.?.... (Man) Kase ang hirap mong kitain pero ang bilis mong mawala....

( Woman) Suweldo ka ba?...(Man) Bakit naman?...(Woman) Kase palagi kang hindi nagtatagal at dumadaan lang sa palad ko....

 (Man) Bills (Meralco, Maynilad, etc.) ka ba?...(Woman) Bakit?...(Man) Kase lagi kitang iniisip at hinihintay...


(Man) ATM ka ba?....(Woman) Bakit?...(Man) Kase lagi akong natutuksong mag-withdraw sa yo....


(Man) Credit Card ka ba?....(Woman) Bakit?...(Man) Kase lagi akong natutuksong gamitin ka....

(Woman) Utang ka ba?....(Man) Bakit?...(Woman)  Kase gusto kita laging pagtaguan pero di ako makatakas sa yo...

(Woman) Life insurance ka ba?....(Man) Bakit?....(Woman) Kase nuong una akala ko di kita kailangan, pero ngayon, I realized, you give me "peace of mind"....


(Woman) Life insurance agent ka ba?....(Man) Bakit?....(Woman) Kase I'm not attracted to you but YOU COMPLETE ME....

(Man) Investments ka ba?....(Woman) Bakit?...(Man) Kase hindi kita maintindihan pero you make me feel rich!...

(Man) Stock Market ka ba?...(Woman) Bakit?...(Man) Kase our relationship is laging up and down...

Whew!!!  =)

Hope this helps.

Ge

Ge Cantor is a dedicated Financial Consultant of Pru Life UK (www.prulifeuk.com.ph), a Financial Planning Advocate of Personal Finance Advisers Philippines (www.personalfinance.ph)., a Registered Financial Planner graduate (www.rfp.ph), and a Certified Public Accountant.  Ge is proud to be an ex-OFW, a "career-shifter", a baller, a lay minister and most importantly, a "proud" dad of Gia (4yo) and Clarie (3yo).