Of Dolphy and Personal Finance "Pick Up Lines"

As a tribute to the King of Comedy, I will "try" to be funny about personal finance words using "pick up lines"...

Here it goes...

(Man) Bangko ka ba?......(Woman) Bakit?...(Man) Kase lagi akong nagbibigay ng pera sa iyo, pero katiting lang ang kinikita ko....

(Man) Piggy bank ka ba?....(Woman) Bakit?...(Man) Kase hindi ka "napupuno" kahit kupit ako ng kupit sa iyo...

(Man) Pera ka ba?...(Woman) Bakit naman.?.... (Man) Kase ang hirap mong kitain pero ang bilis mong mawala....

( Woman) Suweldo ka ba?...(Man) Bakit naman?...(Woman) Kase palagi kang hindi nagtatagal at dumadaan lang sa palad ko....

 (Man) Bills (Meralco, Maynilad, etc.) ka ba?...(Woman) Bakit?...(Man) Kase lagi kitang iniisip at hinihintay...


(Man) ATM ka ba?....(Woman) Bakit?...(Man) Kase lagi akong natutuksong mag-withdraw sa yo....

(Man) Credit Card ka ba?....(Woman) Bakit?...(Man) Kase lagi akong natutuksong gamitin ka....

(Woman) Utang ka ba?....(Man) Bakit?...(Woman)  Kase gusto kita laging pagtaguan pero di ako makatakas sa yo...

(Woman) Life insurance ka ba?....(Man) Bakit?....(Woman) Kase nuong una akala ko di kita kailangan, pero ngayon, I realized, you give me "peace of mind"....

(Woman) Life insurance agent ka ba?....(Man) Bakit?....(Woman) Kase I'm not attracted to you but YOU COMPLETE ME....

(Man) Investments ka ba?....(Woman) Bakit?...(Man) Kase hindi kita maintindihan pero you make me feel rich!...

(Man) Stock Market ka ba?...(Woman) Bakit?...(Man) Kase our relationship is laging up and down...

Whew!!!  =)

Hope this helps.

Ge

Ge Cantor is a dedicated Financial Consultant of Pru Life UK (www.prulifeuk.com.ph), a Financial Planning Advocate of Personal Finance Advisers Philippines (www.personalfinance.ph)., a Registered Financial Planner graduate (www.rfp.ph), and a Certified Public Accountant.  Ge is proud to be an ex-OFW, a "career-shifter", a baller, a lay minister and most importantly, a "proud" dad of Gia (4yo) and Clarie (3yo).